About Blanche

Prefers flesh to toys


Has been rejected by a cat sitting service for excessive aggression


Menaces those who show fear


Lover of nature documentaries


Hisses described as "soul-chilling"


Thinks heaven is full of strings


Doesn’t think centipedes deserve to have legs


What they say…

Who needs a guillotine when you have Miss Blanche?


- A frightened fan



She won’t let me come out of the bathroom.


-A grown man



This behavior is quite abnormal for a cat.


-The vet



"Blanche" is officially my work password.


-More than one person



Why is your cat so mean?


-My niece