ABOUT ME


Proudest career accomplishment involves a Squatty Potty



I was normal until I adopted a cat



Forever trying to recapture the joy of being a kid at a Hibachi restaurant sippin' on Shirley Temples and getting smacked in the face with hot shrimp



Raised on Judge Judy and Maury Povich



Love birthday cakes, hate the stupid song



I refuse to admit that I'm Type A



there's absolutely nothing wrong with the heel of the bread


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