Proudest career accomplishment involves a Squatty Potty
I was normal until I adopted a cat
Forever chasing the high of eating Hibachi, sippin' on Shirley Temples, and getting smacked in the face with hot shrimp
Raised on Judge Judy and Maury Povich
Love birthday cakes, hate the stupid song
Type A in denial
World's first self-proclaimed female farter— passionate about shattering the ass ceiling