ABOUT ME


Proudest career accomplishment involves a Squatty Potty



I was normal until I adopted a cat



Forever chasing the high of eating Hibachi, sippin' on Shirley Temples, and getting smacked in the face with hot shrimp



Raised on Judge Judy and Maury Povich



Love birthday cakes, hate the stupid song



Type A in denial



World's first self-proclaimed female farter— passionate about shattering the ass ceiling