Proudest career accomplishment involves a Squatty Potty
I was normal until I adopted a cat
Forever trying to recapture the joy of being a kid at a Hibachi restaurant sippin' on Shirley Temples and getting smacked in the face with hot shrimp
Raised on Judge Judy and Maury Povich
Love birthday cakes, hate the stupid song
I refuse to admit that I'm Type A
there's absolutely nothing wrong with the heel of the bread
Look! AI! 🤖👀